#1: you're watching atticus this weekend #2: oliver's going to ask you to do it, so act surprised #2.5: don't tell him i told you he was going to ask you #3: please don't make out with thea on my couch #3.5: please don't tell oliver you made out with thea in any location, most importantly my couch
he doesn't know how or why kara knows, but with that level of details ... it's not that hard to guess. he's gonna have to buy himself some premium grade body armor with his next paycheck 'cause he doesn't know how trustworthy kara is — especially when it comes to her apparently very serious boo thang with a very serious overprotective streak — and he's not looking forward to getting an arrow en los cojones.
he's still not confirming anything. no need to leave a paper trail, so to speak. )
if anything u should be worried about ur dogs slobber on ur cushions i aint got nothin to do w anything
( how dare you disparage the good name of her dog, rene? talk trash about oliver queen all you want, she'll probably just sigh and roll her eyes, but that dog is a prince and should be treated as such. )
thea is staying with us since her apartment building is currently flooded
and i'm not telling oliver, if that's what you're worried about thea can tell him or not tell him, that's her business i would just prefer to avoid getting him sent home for assault charges if at all possible
( please don't ever ask her to confirm that's her intention because it's not but... also kind of is. mostly because she thinks that if they have a Real Date they'll actually be very cute and normal and then thea will be happy. this is unlikely to actually happen, but kara is not exactly logical about romance. or dating. which doesn't have to be romantic. listen, don't ask her for advice. )
technically it was more of a request for discretion i already have a dogsitter
( in kara's mind, thea is the dogsitter. she just is aware that dogsitting alone is likely boring, and if thea's going to invite her "not boyfriend" over, she'd really prefer they not get handsy on her couch. )
and to be fair: did you expect that oliver would actually ask you either?
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#1: you're watching atticus this weekend
#2: oliver's going to ask you to do it, so act surprised
#2.5: don't tell him i told you he was going to ask you
#3: please don't make out with thea on my couch
#3.5: please don't tell oliver you made out with thea in any location, most importantly my couch
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idk y ur coming at me w totally loco baseless accusations
but sure ill watch ur dog
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the couch is new
i really don't want to have to buy new cushions
and bring thea more than fries next time, okay?
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he doesn't know how or why kara knows, but with that level of details ... it's not that hard to guess. he's gonna have to buy himself some premium grade body armor with his next paycheck 'cause he doesn't know how trustworthy kara is — especially when it comes to her apparently very serious boo thang with a very serious overprotective streak — and he's not looking forward to getting an arrow en los cojones.
he's still not confirming anything. no need to leave a paper trail, so to speak. )
if anything u should be worried about ur dogs slobber on ur cushions
i aint got nothin to do w anything
whats thea got to do w me watchin ur dog anyway
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( how dare you disparage the good name of her dog, rene? talk trash about oliver queen all you want, she'll probably just sigh and roll her eyes, but that dog is a prince and should be treated as such. )
thea is staying with us since her apartment building is currently flooded
and i'm not telling oliver, if that's what you're worried about
thea can tell him or not tell him, that's her business
i would just prefer to avoid getting him sent home for assault charges if at all possible
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also, is it just him, or is kara lowkey inviting him to a booty call with thea? )
thx 4 ur concern
p.s. cant get sent home for assault if i beat his ass first
( this somehow still doesn't count as admitting anything. )
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rene ramirez, don't you dare
( she will laser eyes you. )
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and even still im sure olivers will be weirder
( somehow. even without the innuendos and implications about him and thea.
also, look, he was totally just playing with the kicking oliver's ass thing. )
i still dont get y he has 2 ask me when u already did
n u didnt even ask me
u just told me
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i already have a dogsitter
( in kara's mind, thea is the dogsitter. she just is aware that dogsitting alone is likely boring, and if thea's going to invite her "not boyfriend" over, she'd really prefer they not get handsy on her couch. )
and to be fair: did you expect that oliver would actually ask you either?
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but at least it wouldve been expected coming from oliver
n convincing
( he's still not talking about this alleged discretion over alleged hookups!!!! )
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convincing urself that somethins going on when its obv not
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thea's a pretty girl, isn't she?
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shes fuckin gorgeous